First, they came for free housing, free health care, freedom from oppression, the right to speak freely, and most of all for free money, we welcomed them and helped them because freedom, democracy, multiculturalism, and charity are good.

Then they came for our books and discarded them and, we helped them by doing nothing because they told us their books were good, our books bad.

Then they came for the girl children and we helped them by ignoring it as long as we could because it was a cultural thing and we didn’t want to appear to be anti their culture, and it was only the worthless children of the white underclass who were being taken, not ours.

Then they came for the racists, and we helped them by designating Islam a race because white racism is bad and no other form exists.

Then they came for the Islamophobes, and we helped them by calling Islam a religion of peace because hatred of non-Judeo-Christian religions is bad and, anyway, a phobia is an irrational fear, and as we are sublimely rational and fully understand such things. Islamophobia is obviously evil and dangerous and must be eradicated.

Then they came for the protestors, and we let them and helped them because freedom of speech, Euro-Culturalism, gender equality, racism, and Islamophobia are all bad things from our past and must be done away with so that there will be peace and harmony and nice times for all in one big, happy family.

But we were wrong

Now they have come for us because Islam is in reality a nihilistic, primitive, misogynous, totalitarian political system that tolerates neither deviation nor dissent, and we are just not nihilistic, primitive, misogynous, and totalitarian enough for their requirements.